how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess
imagine how cool it would be if when we died we got our life statistics like how many times we laughed or cried or fell in love or how many books we’ve read or movies we have seen or friends you’ve made countries you’ve been to and you could see your whole life laid out after you died like how cool would that be
"pull a mako"
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
can we all just appreciate that peeta lives in a place called panem
panem is latin for bread
peeta lives in bread
I’m pretty positive The Hunger Games is just one, really long and depressing bread pun.
(Peeta is also a homophone for a type of bread. Whatever happens to Peeta is mirrored by what’s happening in Panem during the series. Things that happen in the series are also mirrored by the process of baking bread. And of course the District 12 marriage ceremony is the Toasting, which is bread + fire — Peeta + Katniss. It’s not a pun, but The Hunger Games is a very long bread-related metaphor.)
v rolling into the club w/ her academia watch out everyone you’re about to get educated
loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
A Very Potter Senior Year
Sidekick - A Very Potter Senior Year
Joey stop it, this is beautiful. I can not get over how amazing this song is.
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
Is it still gay if you call it a brojob?